Hi my fans, how are you guys. Just hit the gym and saw a roid head. I said to myself ‘leave it Paul don’t talk to him about it’ but I thought NO! Paul Main Man is all about being straight forward and striking between the eyes. this is the dialogue.
Me: You alright mate, just want a few words
Roidhead: Ye what you want mate!
Me: Do you know who I am mate?
Roidhead: No, who are ya!
Me: I’m Paul Main Man, MMA wrestler, natural bodybuilder, with a fan base and I’m over 50! How old are you?
Me: Mate, You don’t want to be doing that mate, you have your whole life ahead of you.
Roidhead: Whats your point mate?
Me: Pack in the roids, I saw you shoot some in your arm.
Roidhead: Fuck off!
Me: I’m going vegas next week so I’ll pretend you never said that, mate it will ruin you.
Roidhead: I’ve got a competition in 2 weeks
Me: Mate I have a blog, encouraging natural body building
Me: its paulmainman.co.za
Roidhead: fuck off mate, i read something from there
Me: Ye mate, it’s my blog
Roidhead: nice work mate
Me: go on it and check it out, you want to come off that stuff
when I walked away I felt glee and petty. Gleeful that this bloke went on to my blog and petty that he had to shoot up. Its not worth it guys, not worth it!