Roid junky at the gym

Hi my fans, how are you guys. Just hit the gym and saw a roid head. I said to myself ‘leave it Paul don’t talk to him about it’ but I thought NO! Paul Main Man is all about being straight forward and striking between the eyes. this is the dialogue.

Me: You alright mate, just want a few words

Roidhead: Ye what you want mate!

Me: Do you know who I am mate?

Roidhead: No, who are ya!

Me: I’m Paul Main Man, MMA wrestler, natural bodybuilder, with a fan base and I’m over 50! How old are you?

Roidhead: 34

Me: Mate, You don’t want to be doing that mate, you have your whole life ahead of you.

Roidhead: Whats your point mate?

Me: Pack in the roids, I saw you shoot some in your arm.

Roidhead: Fuck off!

Me: I’m going vegas next week so I’ll pretend you never said that, mate it will ruin you.

Roidhead: I’ve got a competition in 2 weeks

Me: Mate I have a blog, encouraging natural body building

Roidhead: ye?!

Me: its paulmainman.co.za

Roidhead: fuck off mate, i read something from there

Me: Ye mate, it’s my blog

Roidhead: nice work mate

Me: go on it and check it out, you want to come off that stuff

when I walked away I felt glee and petty. Gleeful that this bloke went on to my blog and petty that he had to shoot up. Its not worth it guys, not worth it!

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4 thoughts on “Roid junky at the gym

  1. How lame. You bragged to a guy about your crappy blog.

    “I’m going vegas next week so I’ll pretend you never said that, mate it will ruin you.”

    “Mate I have a blog, encouraging natural body building”

    Talk about non sequitur. For someone over 50 you’re not too bright hey?

    • I’m sorry, where do you come about talking like that on my blog? I didnt brag, he already had been on it. plus a lot of people feel encouraged to come off doing roids by coming on my blog, so you have no idea!

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