Just arrived in Vegas baby So many belters…


Just arrived in Vegas baby! So many belters here lol. I arrive yesterday checked in to the hotel took a long shower and hit the Casinos. I was up $300 and went to a strip club lol (only joking – I know the wife will be reading this). Anyway, I’m getting preped up for the square off with the Ultimate warrior. My mate Baldie, who came with me and Paul gave me some coaching tips, this guy was a welterweight back in his day, and he really punched above his weight, I saw him with some right big girl friends, lol (only joking). I’ve noticed that there’s alot of international people in vegas, giving away money, I think I may need to move from SA and come to Las Vegas.

I’m going to go to the Hoover dam now and check it out I will update you guys how things are tommorow.

See ya later my fans!

Roid junky at the gym


Hi my fans, how are you guys. Just hit the gym and saw a roid head. I said to myself ‘leave it Paul don’t talk to him about it’ but I thought NO! Paul Main Man is all about being straight forward and striking between the eyes. this is the dialogue.

Me: You alright mate, just want a few words

Roidhead: Ye what you want mate!

Me: Do you know who I am mate?

Roidhead: No, who are ya!

Me: I’m Paul Main Man, MMA wrestler, natural bodybuilder, with a fan base and I’m over 50! How old are you?

Roidhead: 34

Me: Mate, You don’t want to be doing that mate, you have your whole life ahead of you.

Roidhead: Whats your point mate?

Me: Pack in the roids, I saw you shoot some in your arm.

Roidhead: Fuck off!

Me: I’m going vegas next week so I’ll pretend you never said that, mate it will ruin you.

Roidhead: I’ve got a competition in 2 weeks

Me: Mate I have a blog, encouraging natural body building

Roidhead: ye?!

Me: its paulmainman.co.za

Roidhead: fuck off mate, i read something from there

Me: Ye mate, it’s my blog

Roidhead: nice work mate

Me: go on it and check it out, you want to come off that stuff

when I walked away I felt glee and petty. Gleeful that this bloke went on to my blog and petty that he had to shoot up. Its not worth it guys, not worth it!

The Main Man touch


I recently got accused of being a Biggot but one of my wifes friends said she watched the video I posted and decided to judge me. it was sent to me by a mate and i just found it hilarious. The people who know the real Paul Mainlen know that I am not a sexist pig, I believe in love not war between the sexes. She started probing me with questions about my views on women, i knew what she was getting at so I got straight between the eyes and told her that she was hanging out on my website. She was startelled like a dear that has the scope in its sites and she tried to brush it over by saying she was keeping up with us guys. Bollocks! She was perving on my site reading what I’m up to. She is probably reading this now but I couldn’t give a monkey! Since I started going into natural body building and had an keen interest into MMA I noticed the belters are starting to lap me up silly. I think they like the Paul Main Man Alter ego, sorry Sue if you’re reading this, no offence intended I know your an avid fan ūüėČ . I’m just glad my wife see’s the funny side of all this, or I would obviously be in a lot of trouble. Now I can challenge the ultimate warrior but I can’t challenge my wife. for now I leave you with a video to remind you of me.

response to my broadband #2


I check my emails this morning and I see that I have a flush of comments on my blog. I read them and they’re chucking abuse at me, there is only one place I knew they were coming from and I know it was coming fom that wanker Slennet. The story is finished mate! Leave it out, and all you fucknuts screw yourselves. You guys are jealous of me. Some of you guys didn’t like the fact that some one wrote about me on their blog and paid homage to the Main Man. you want to believe it was sarcasm but in his words im an oke who likes to klap it, and i do like klappin chicks! I’l be off to Vegas soon while some of you guys will still be behind your computers writing crap about me. it makes me feel good though knowing I have a following, even if you like me or not. The fact that I already have a fan base leads me to believe that I have a future in MMA.

A list of my biggest fans, I want to say thank you and Fuck you!

if I left you out know that I love you and probably want to do this to you. Have a good day.

Driving in SA


Do you know¬†what¬†pisses me off and makes me¬†want¬†to grow my¬†hair¬†back and rip it out again? its when I see these youngsters in these small European cars cutting me off. I drive a Toyota Hilux double cab and the handling on it¬†isn’t¬†the best, and when I have these tiny cars swerving past me it makes me mad. I actually chased one kid 3 miles because he¬†aggravated¬†me, luckily for him I saw the police and decided to not waste my time.

I wish I could go back to back with these boy racers in the ring. show them that its not about having a heavy foot but a heavy punch. ¬†That’s my rant over. Oh ye, and I’m thinking of buying a dog, please let me know what dog I should buy?