Launching into the world of MMA


Yesterday I had my big fight with Kevin Greenland. It was a tough call but I pulled through. Don’t worry my boychays and my girlchays I dealt with him like a true Bower! Tha’s right smacked him to pieces and made him eat his own shit, I tore him a new ass whole and the klappers were loving it, screaming PMM! PMM! Im loving it right now. I am all set for a new fight in Kenya, flying out to Nairobi to check out the talent there. Leaving the missus 😉 anyway charnas I will keep you updated very soon on any updates.


Just arrived in Vegas baby So many belters…


Just arrived in Vegas baby! So many belters here lol. I arrive yesterday checked in to the hotel took a long shower and hit the Casinos. I was up $300 and went to a strip club lol (only joking – I know the wife will be reading this). Anyway, I’m getting preped up for the square off with the Ultimate warrior. My mate Baldie, who came with me and Paul gave me some coaching tips, this guy was a welterweight back in his day, and he really punched above his weight, I saw him with some right big girl friends, lol (only joking). I’ve noticed that there’s alot of international people in vegas, giving away money, I think I may need to move from SA and come to Las Vegas.

I’m going to go to the Hoover dam now and check it out I will update you guys how things are tommorow.

See ya later my fans!

response to my broadband #2


I check my emails this morning and I see that I have a flush of comments on my blog. I read them and they’re chucking abuse at me, there is only one place I knew they were coming from and I know it was coming fom that wanker Slennet. The story is finished mate! Leave it out, and all you fucknuts screw yourselves. You guys are jealous of me. Some of you guys didn’t like the fact that some one wrote about me on their blog and paid homage to the Main Man. you want to believe it was sarcasm but in his words im an oke who likes to klap it, and i do like klappin chicks! I’l be off to Vegas soon while some of you guys will still be behind your computers writing crap about me. it makes me feel good though knowing I have a following, even if you like me or not. The fact that I already have a fan base leads me to believe that I have a future in MMA.

A list of my biggest fans, I want to say thank you and Fuck you!

if I left you out know that I love you and probably want to do this to you. Have a good day.